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Yesterday I discovered that the dark navy overcoat I brought out to England is surprisingly warm. It does a better job of keeping me warm than my leather jacket, which I thought was my warmest piece of clothing here, due to its thick fluffy inner lining. My overcoat not made of wool, and is in fact incredibly thin.
The only explanation I can think of is that the plastic-like lining inside this thing (which, incidentally, is rain proof since the coat is reversible) is secretly a space blanket. Space blankets, along with Tang and that pen than can inexplicably write in any position ever,* is one of the great things to come out of NASA during the space race. Never mind that landing on the moon stuff.
Although it doesn’t look like NASA has done much recently aside from providing public explosions, I think there’s still some deep-seated sense of glamour in searching the stars for other aliens and, more importantly, a better way to preserve space piss. Let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be an astronaut?
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* I’m not sure which is more impressive: that NASA spent hundreds of thousand dollars inventing a pen that would write in zero-g, or that Russia just used pencils.
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John Androsavich 12.01.05 at 2:28 pm
So here is the real deal on the infamous “space pen” thanks to our beloved snopes.com which, in the case of Hannah, is now a verb. So I am theoretically snopsing you right now Jason:
NASA never asked Paul C. Fisher to produce a pen. When the astronauts began to fly, like the Russians, they used pencils, but the leads sometimes broke and became a hazard by floating in the [capsule’s] atmosphere where there was no gravity. They could float into an eye or nose or cause a short in an electrical device. In addition, both the lead and the wood of the pencil could burn rapidly in the pure oxygen atmosphere. Paul Fisher realized the astronauts needed a safer and more dependable writing instrument, so in July 1965 he developed the pressurized ball pen, with its ink enclosed in a sealed, pressurized ink cartridge. Fisher sent the first samples to Dr. Robert Gilruth, Director of the Houston Space Center. The pens were all metal except for the ink, which had a flash point above 200°C. The sample Space Pens were thoroughly tested by NASA. They passed all the tests and have been used ever since on all manned space flights, American and Russian. All research and developement costs were paid by Paul Fisher. No development costs have ever been charged to the government.
Because of the fire in Apollo 1, in which three Astronauts died, NASA required a writing instrument that would not burn in a 100% oxygen atmosphere. It also had to work in the extreme conditions of outer space:
In a vacuum.
With no gravity.
In hot temperatures of 150°C in sunlight and also in the cold shadows of space where the temperatures drop to -120°C
(NASA tested the pressurized Space Pens at -50°C, but because of the residential [sic] heat in the pen it also writes for many minutes in the cold shadows.)
Fisher spent over one million dollars in trying to perfect the ball point pen before he made his first successful pressurized pens in 1965. Samples were immediately sent to Dr. Robert Gilruth, Manager of the Houston Space Center, where they were thoroughly tested and approved for use in Space in September 1965. In December 1967 he sold 400 Fisher Space Pens to NASA for $2.95 each.
Lead pencils were used on all Mercury and Gemini space flights and all Russian space flights prior to 1968. Fisher Space Pens are more dependable than lead pencils and cannot create the hazard of a broken piece of lead floating through the gravity-less atmosphere.
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